A doctor on his morning
walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step
smoking a cigar.
He
walked up to her and asked,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you
look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a
day," she said. '"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle
of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop
pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
